Not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salaryĥ Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".Ĥ Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why rģ Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. HI.COLLECTION.ġ A Teacher lecturing on population - In India afterĪ Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!. There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing is more beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!.I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply b urself, a sweet person who touches hearts!.A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!.If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires! !!.What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind! do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again?.Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear.Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!.So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART! One who smokes has a smoky heart one who drinks has an alcoholic heart.U & I together babes is passion so extreme! In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry.Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!.I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me. Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!.Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!.Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. Hey, I just got your blood test report.I'm a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you.I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart.I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!.Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday.The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U!.I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish. Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!.I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you! Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes.Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u. Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain.I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart.
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